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Ask me things if you please~   Submit   Ahoy! I'm Courtneh, I enjoy the finer, lamer things in life. I honestly don't give a fuck if you follow me or not. Frankly, I think Tumblr is dumb. I was forced to make this. So here it is. Deuces.

Am I the only female that literally walks around my house for like 2 hours clothed up to my waist & a bra, while I’m trying to get ready? Apparenly I’m a werdo because I think it’s stupid to wear a shirt while I’m doing make-up, drinking coffee, and straightening my hair. SORRY liKE I SWeaT A LOT. AND IT GETS TO DAMN HOT AND IT’S JUST EASIER TO BE NAKED SOMETIMES. OKAy. 

— 1 day ago
#female  #my feels  #teen angst  #life sucks 
loves4free:Go where you want to go

loves4free:

Go where you want to go

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catallenas:

damnbamb:

hipsterloli:

catallenas:

Smoking is like giving Death a blowjob

a metaphore

it has like in it which makes it a similie

it’s a stupid ass text post that’s what it is

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jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

(via raized-by-wolves)

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everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

(via raized-by-wolves)

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raized-by-wolves:

raized-by-wolves:

3 dudes just ran into my english class playing tag, violently
one spilled his protein shake and jumped out the window

i dont understand straight white boys

update: 2 more ran in and just went out the window cause its fun

— 1 day ago with 8 notes
Best of Autocorrect

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damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

I’m crying

(via myblogisweird)

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via freymastergotablog)

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thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via frostbunneh)

— 1 day ago with 40102 notes

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

^^

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— 1 day ago with 21371 notes